“Lazer Team” (*1/2 out of four) was an ultra-dumb action comedy about four losers who wouldn’t be able to get into the McDonald’s School Of Fast Food Knowledge but are somehow selected to save the world when they stumble onto a UFO site that (yawn) threatens worlwide destruction. Aimed squarely at kids with low-attention spans or for those who find the “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” too intellectually challenging. Stay home and play laser tag instead.