“Even Lambs Have Teeth” (*1/2 out of four) was a disposable horror thriller about two young girls (Kirsten Prout, Tiera Skovbye) on a road trip who happen to stop in redneck country and are captured and tortured by a group of bible-spouting hillbilly retards (are there any other kinds in movies like these?) but later turn the tables on them and enact revenge. Filmmakers evidently watched “I Spit On Your Grave” and “Mother’s Day” one too many times before making this but horror fans won’t even want to watch this once. For masochists and Jerry Springer fans only.