“Sharkenstein” (0 stars out of four) was a horrendous mess which makes the “Deep Blue Sea” or any of the “Jaws” sequels look like “Casablanca” by comparison; a WWII experiment to create a monstrous shark somehow goes astray and 60 years later turns up in a coastal town with his appetite turned up on high and many tourists (and bad actors) ripe to be eaten. Hard to say which is worse- the unwatchable acting, the lame script and direction, or the laughable special effects which really need to be seen to be believed. Clever title though. Recommended only for those who thought Steven Spielberg’s original “Jaws” was overrated.