“Rob Zombie’s 31” (*1/2 out of four) was a wretched horror drama Zombiefied into yet another white-trash exercise in excess and gore. On the day before Halloween, five carnival employees (including Sherri Moon Zombie) are kidnapped and held hostage in an isolated compound known as “Murderworld” and are thrown into a game of 31 in which they have to survive 12 hours against a gang of maniacs dressed like clowns. Crude, stupid horror show once again shows Zombie’s affection for “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, “Last House On The Left”, and other grindhouse cinema but you’d be better off re-watching those classics than watching this mess. Let’s hope for a White Zombie reunion before he steps behind the camera again.