“Ditch Day Massacre” (*1/2 out of four) was a lame horror movie about a high-school student (Katy Foley) and her four promiscuous friends who decide to ditch school but as luck would have it, this happens to be the day that a psychopath from her past (Bill Oberst, Jr.) tracks her down and starts murdering her friends one by one. Sex, screams, and gore by-the-numbers in this timewaster, and the bad performances are no help. Horror fans should ditch this and watch the Halloween horror marathon instead.