“Absolutely Fabulous” (*1/2 out of four) was an absolutely awful comedy about two senior citizen socialites (Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley) who attract both legal and media attention for (!) accidentally knocking Kate Moss into the River Of Thames (no that’s not a misprint) and attempt to hide in the French Rivera but still find they can have the time of their lives! No such luck for any viewers who waste their time on this irritatingly stupid and unfunny comedy. French Riviera scenery is pretty but otherwise you’ve been warned. Jerry Hall, Kate Moss, Emma Bunton and other various celebrities show up in pointless cameos.