“The Night Watchmen” (*1/2 out of four) was a cheesy, lame horror comedy about three inept night watchmen (Ken Arnold, Dan Deluca, Kevin Jiggets) who are besieged by a horde of bloodthirsty vampires and have to defend their lives and their building to the death in a less-than-epic showdown. Climax where one of the security guards burns a pound of kush through the ventilator system and all the vampires start laughing is a real knee-slapper but it’s the only funny scene in the movie. What the hell is James Remar doing in this?