“Time Toys” (** out of four) was a juvenile time-travel adventure story about a group of middle-school brats who discover a chest of toys from the future which they soon realize can (yawn) save the world but their discovery is threatened from a sinister corporate madman (Greg Germann) who wants both them and the toys extinct. Only for very undemanding young kids who’ve never seen “Back To The Future” or even “Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” Film’s best line comes at the end when a key character says “don’t see ‘Transformers 18’- it sucks” but he may as well have said the same thing about this trifle.

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