“Don’t Fuck In The Woods” (*1/2 out of four) was a third-rate horror thriller that never managers to be as memorable as its title about a group of college graduate friends (Brittany Blanton, Ayse Howard, Roman Jossart) who go on a celebrating camping trip full of the usual sex and drugs but are soon preyed upon by a wooded creature. With a title like that, you know not to expect Oscar material but this may as well have all been outtakes from “Friday The 13th” and “Sleepaway Camp.” Plenty of nudity and sex for those who want it but plenty of bad acting and stupid dialogue too.

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