“Once Upon A Time In Venice” (*1/2 out of four) was an irritatingly stupid comedy about a Los Angeles private eye (Bruce Willis) out to settle a score with the bumbling street gang who stole his dog! They should have stolen the script to this dog instead. Once upon a time, Willis actually made entertaining movies but this one will definitely die hard and disappear. Director Mark Cullen was one of the writers of Willis’ equally awful “Cop Out”. John Goodman gets some of film’s few laughs as Willis’ best friend and partner in crime.