“Paramedics” (*1/2 out of four) was a terminally dumb horror thriller about two brothers (Joe Bocian and Brian Landis Folkins) who kidnap their victims and then harvest their organs for the black market but their latest kidnapped victim (Jenice Marshall) turns out to be savvier and tougher than they expected and eventually turns the tables on both of them. Unfortunately, this stupid and lame horror show isn’t savvier or smarter than you might expect. Awful acting and dialogue makes this one really tough-going to sit through. Place this one in I.C.U.