“Go North” (*1/2 out of four) was an incomprehensible futuristic melodrama set in the distant future in which an unspecified event has caused global pandemonium resulting in chaos in which there are no adults left in the world and kids are left to fend for themselves; two such kids (Patrick Schwarzenegger and Sophie Kennedy Clark) try to stay alive and avoid being detected and killed. Movie fans should “go” rent “Lord Of The Flies” (the original or its remakes) instead of watching this pallid retread. Some nice directorial touches are lost in film’s overall tedium. Schwarzenegger is Arnold’s son but doesn’t seem to have his dad’s charisma or expansive personality.