“Chokeslam” (*1/2 out of four) was a gaspingly unfunny comedy about a meek deli clerk (Chris Marquette) who tries to rekindle a romance with his high-school sweetheart (Amanda Crew) at their 10-year reunion but he finds out she has gone to become a successful and brutal professional wrestler. Utterly dumb and contrived story means to be a touching and zany story about longing for one’s youthful love but may make you feel as if you’ve been put in a permanent headlock by the end. Some cute lines here and there but film goes on forever at nearly two hours.