“Espionage Tonight” (*1/2 out of four) was an incoherent supposed satire of reality television about some sleazy broadcasters (Sean Astin and Chasty Ballesteros) who devise a reality show about spies and their trials and tribulations in life. It’s movies like these that make you wish that reality t.v. would just stay dead and buried. A one-joke idea needlessly stretched out well beyond its limits at nearly an hour-and-a-half. Astin should get work on “The Goonies II” rather than waste his time on junk like this.