“Kiss And Kill” (*1/2 out of four) was a laughable soft-core sex melodrama about an unhappy housewife (Kira Noir) who has an affair with a stranger (Kyle Knies) that turns into a whirlpool of blackmail, deceit, and murder. Even the frequent sex scenes are badly acted and choreographed. Hilariously awful dialogue and performances make this a real groaner and that’s not meant as a complinent. Kiss this one goodbye