“Bullet Head” (*1/2 out of four) was a jarringly empty crime melodrama about three career criminals (Adrien Brody, Kieran Culkin, and John Malkovich) who are stuck inside an abandoned warehouse with law enforcement closing in, a vicious dog they have to hide from, and one treacherous cop (Antonio Banderas) in particular with a score to settle. Impressive cast is wasted on a tired story which offers no irony and no surprises and worse, no thrills and no inventive twists or dialogue either. Inevitable comparisons to “Reservoir Dogs” are apt but this fires blanks in contrast.