“Confessions Of A Teenage Jesus Jerk” (*1/2 out of four) was a pointless comedy about a rebellious teenager (Sasha Feldman) coming of age and discovering many things (masturbation, sex, etc.) that his religious upbringing and family frown upon. Hard to believe that such a cornball script and story could be made in 2018 but seeing is believing. An inauspicious directing debut for noted character actor Eric Stoltz. For no particular reason, this is set in the ’80’s. For no particular reason should you see the movie either.