“Lost In London” (*1/2 out of four) was a woefully self-indulgent comedy starring Woody Harrelson at his annoying worst playing himself as a debauched actor on a long drunken night in London that culminates in him going to jail in which the cops and other prisoners all recognize who he is. Die-hard fans of Woody may find some resonance here but others should steer clear. Billed as “the world’s first live movie” which was broadcast in some theaters while it was filming but that doesn’t make it any more entertaining. This marks Woody’s directorial debut but based on this- he isn’t exactly a natural born director. Willie Nelson, Owen Wilson, and Bono (!) all show up in unfunny cameos.