“Intensive Care” (*1/2 out of four) was a sloppy home invasion thriller whose screenplay, acting, and direction all needed more intense care; three vicious criminals (Jai Rodriguez, Kevin Sizemore, and Jose Rosete) attempt to rob the home of an elderly dying woman (Leslie Easterbrook a long way from “Police Academy”) but her home nurse (Tina Macken) turns out to be far deadlier than they imagined and she has to hold down the fort and fight them off. Pretty desperate rip-off of “Desperate Hours” without even the saving grace of good fight scenes or scares. Place this one in I.C.U.