“Brokedown” (* out of four) was an unendurable horror show about a young couple (Allie Marshall and Carl Bailey) who drive through a middle-of-nowhere Southern town and are harassed and terrorized by (what else?) a group of hillbilly rednecks after their car breaks down. Oh- did I forget to mention that the sheriff is friends with them and turns out to be a redneck also? Static and stupid movie is strictly for those who’ve never seen “Deliverance” or the similarly titled “Breakdown.” Allegedly cost $10,000 to make and looks it.