“Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks” (* out of four) was a nearly unwatchable horror show about three cheerleaders (Alexis Giller, Calli Hynes, and Chloe White) attending “cheerleading camp” (!) and unknowingly become involved in a government facility theft and kidnapping and have to take matters into their own hands to restore order and seek justice. Obviously with a title like that you won’t be expecting Oscar material but the movie doesn’t even provide any trashy thrills or sex or anything providing any entertainment value. The chainsaw theme is appropriate since the movie literally looks like it was edited by a chainsaw.