“The Row” (*1/2 out of four) was a lame horror thriller about a young freshman (Lexi Atkins) trying to get into a sorority but discovers numerous not-so-terrifying secrets about the house for which she’s pledging after a series of gruesome murders occur on campus. Lots of booze and party scenes but little else to recommend this by-the-numbers timewaster. Former UFC champion and wrestler Randy Couture has a key role as Atkins’ dad but he should have fought and kicked the writer and director of this instead. Watch “Sorority Row” again instead.