“Return Of The Scarecrow” (* out of four) was a scareless bore about a group of young misfits and bad actors (Jason Brenner, Scott Baisden, Rebecca Bettig, and others) on a camping trip in the middle-of-nowhere in which a group of redneck hillbillies play a prank that goes wrong and results in the awakening of the legendary scarecrow who enacts bloodthirsty revenge. Throwback to ’80’s teen horror pics is a complete throwaway and makes you remember why horror movies died in the first place when the ’80’s were over. Pretty grueling, even at only about 75 minutes.