“Hello I Love You” (*1/2 out of four) was a sorry romantic comedy about a smug reality television yuppie (Ben Jarvis) who meets a beautiful veterinary student (Kabrina Miller) and starts to date her as part of a new reality show which he has pitched but complications (and contrivances) begin when he actually begins to fall for her. Artificial and overlong comedy is in dire need of some snap and drive, not to mention laughs. Say “goodbye” to this clunker and watch “Notting Hill” again instead.