“The Package” (0 stars out of four) was an appallingly stupid and unwatchable Netflix comedy about a group of friends (Daniel Doheny, Geraldine Viswanathan, Sadie Calvano, and Luke Spencer Roberts) who go on a Spring break camping trip which runs into problems when one of them loses their pecker (no that is not a misprint) and they have to race against time to keep it on ice so it can be saved. Viewers will likely be racing against time to get to the end of this mess. Rockbottom movie is full of annoying characters and dumb dialogue. No relation to the far superior 1988 movie of the same name with Gene Hackman and Tommy Lee Jones but you may be praying for any and all to show up.