“Danger One” (*1/2 out of four) was a dangerously stupid and contrived melodrama about two zany paramedics (Tom Everett Scott and James Jurdi) who transport a dying man to the hospital but find a million dollars sewn into his clothing. When he subsequently dies, they decide to keep it but this soon leads to a never-ending series of consequences and headaches for them (and the audience). Promising beginning soon leads nowhere as film soon becomes frenetic and tiresome. Made by filmmakers who obviously spent too much time copying Quentin Tarantino but there’s no reservoir or no dogs here.