“Valentine Dayz” (* out of four) was an incoherent mess that will only likely make viewers dazed and confused with its awfulness. A mild-mannered middle aged man (Dallas Valdez) and a girl (Carrie Keagan) meet in Florida but their blossoming romance is cut short by a zombie outbreak that threatens their romance and later (yawn) threatens mankind. One could watch this dreck from end to beginning and it would likely still make as much as sense since it changes styles and moods (and plot) with almost every scene. Valdez and Keagan’s sincere performances are helpless with this material. This is a Valentine’s present made with lead.