“A Raunchy Christmas Story” (* out of four) was a nearly unwatchable mess about a group of friends (Tanya Anderson, Jeremy Biltz, Monica Biltz, and Nathan Boren) who get together on Christmas to help a friend (Chris Andersen) get laid and have some excitement in his life but unbeknownst to all of them, an investigative journalist and a Soviet spy (don’t ask) are among the other guests. Full of stupid writing and obnoxious characters you can’t wait to get away from. Raunchy to be sure but also unpleasant and unfunny. This is one Christmas present you should return to sender.