“The First Date” (0 stars out of four) was absolute rockbottom dreck about a woman (Sherri Lyn Litz) who tries online dating and meets a mysterious stranger who shares her love for scary films but she soon finds out he’s a pretty scary person himself. Jaw-droppingly incoherent at times and loaded with abysmal acting and filmmaking. This looks like it was filmed by someone’s crummy cell phone.