“The Farm” (*1/2 out of four) was a grisly exploitation platter about a young couple (Nora Yessayan and Alec Gaylord) who get kidnapped and treated like farm animals after they stop at a roadsider diner to eat meat and are pursued by (who else?) local rednecks. Promising idea for a fun horror story is done in by needless gore and unpleasantness and basic horror-cliches. Movies like these make you realize what a masterwork the original “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Wrong Turn” really were.

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