“Aliens vs. Titanic” (* out of four) was a hilariously awful horror comedy about a group of space travelers (Tasha Tacosa, Robert Rhine, Brenton Jones, and others) aboard a humongous star-liner which is besieged by a sudden meteor storm which unleashes a deadly biological alien form aboard the ship which (yawn) threatens mankind. Laughably bad acting is matched by terrible script and direction and cheesy special effects and sets and one of the most unlistenable music scores in recent memory. With a title like that, you know not to expect Oscar fare but it’s worthless on almost every level and makes you think what “Aliens” would look like had it been directed by Ed Wood instead of James Cameron.