“Graveyard Stories” (* out of four) was an amateurish and inept horror anthology narrated by actors Lloyd Kaufman and Jim O’Rear who tell 5 dreary stories of a masked killer, a mummy, a black magic doll, a hungry goblin, and ghosts haunting a corrupt cop. None of them is worth listening to. Obviously inspired by “Tales From The Darkside” and “Creepshow” but this makes those movies look like HItchcock in his prime by comparison. Terrible acting is by far the scariest element in the film.