“Kiss Kiss” (*1/2 out of four) was a sleazy melodrama that viewers should kiss off about four friends (Natascha Hopkins, Nathalia Castellon, Tamra Dae, Janae Bolina) who embark on a trip to a ranch which is supposed to involve luxurious wine tasting but instead end up fighting for their lives as they are subjected to sadism and other forms of brutality. “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, “The Hills Have Eyes”, and “Mother’s Day” all told virtually this same story with much more scares and style (and a lot more coherence) several decades ago! Re-watch those classics instead of this mindless retread.