“The Devil’s Restaurant” (*1/2 out of four) was a crude and silly horror comedy about a young restaurant owner (Mark Robert Turner) who makes a deal with the Devil who will lure patrons to his restaurant but the owner has to feed some patrons to the Devil in return. Once the busboy and others find out, all Hell begins breaking loose. Potentially funny story of consumerism and greed is undone by dumb writing and staging and thus runs out of steam very fast. Similar in some ways to the cult breakthrough “Blood Diner” but not as stylish or fun.