“Clinton Road” (*1/2 out of four) was a by-the-numbers bore about a widowed firefighter (Ace Young) determined to find out what happened with his wife (Sarah Pribis) when she went missing on the title haunted road in New Jersey and dares to go down the same road himself but will he survive or meet the same fate? Cheaply put together and features little scares or thrills and even less originality. Eric Roberts, Ice-T, Fredro Starr, Vincent Pastore all appear in token cameos. This was actually co-directed by ’90’s hearthrob Richard Grieco but this just doesn’t have the bite or ferocity of “A Night At The Roxbury.”