“Clickbait” (* out of four) was a nonsensical “satire” of social media and internet sensations about a college student (Colby Stewart) who will do just about anything to obtain internet status who becomes kidnapped by a deranged fan and her reluctant roommate (Brandy Aguilar) is the only one who can save her. Why do any of these people think they’re our friends? For a more clever or scary or mildly intelligent look at the internet, watch “Unfriended” or “Her” instead. Click the X on this dumb and unpleasant movie.