“Return To Horror Hotel” (*1/2 out of four) was a chintzy sequel to a movie that not many were exactly crying out for a sequel to returning to the same hotel for 4 separate stories about killer bedbugs, a WWII sailor who hasn’t aged, a mysterious magical charm that turns girls beautiful, and another about a severed hand that starts terrorizing others. Performances range from perfunctory to embarrassing and none of the stories have any scares or suspense. Yet another horror movie anthology story that makes you realize how great “Tales From The Darkside” and “Creepshow” were all those years ago. Re-watch those classics and don’t bother checking into this “hotel.”