“Clown Motel” (*1/2 out of four) was a sleazy, stupid horror show about a group of ghost hunters (Tony Moran, Julie Anne Prescott, and others) returning from a hunting trip and bachelorette party who stumble onto the title motel which is haunted by the ghosts of (you guessed it) killer clowns. Can we please now have a eulogy on horror movies about clowns? Fun fact: one of the ghost hunters (Moran) played Michael Meyers in the original “Halloween” which had more scares (and laughs) in its opening than this has in its entirety.