“Status Pending” (* out of four) was an ultra-dumb comedy about a millenial (Ivana Palezevic) who hooks up with an oddball (Ben Zolno) she meets on Tinder and has to decide whether to settle down with him or keep looking and start a life with someone else. Unbearable two-character story in which neither character is likeable or the least bit funny. Co-star/writer/director Zolno bears most of the blame for this misfire; his talent status is still pending.