“Countdown” (** out of four) was a hokey supernatural thriller about an empathetic nurse (Elizabeth Lail) who stumbles onto an app that is downloadable onto your phone which tells you when you will die and she soon finds she has only three days to live and has to race against the clock to save her life and destroy the app for good. Not bad, and directed with some style by writer/director Justin Dec, but not scary or clever enough to give it any real distinction. After a while, you’ll likely be counting down to film’s end.

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“Knives Out” (*1/2 out of four) was a limp psychodrama/comedy about a determined detective (Daniel Craig) investigating the death of a millionaire businessman (Christopher Plummer) and finds that virtually everyone in his family (Jamie Lee Curtis, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, and others) are suspects. First-rate cast tries to inject this with as much style as possible but it’s a fizzle from start to finish and liberally rips off some of the plot (and plot twists) of “Clue”. A Southern accent simply does not work for Craig.

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“Pickaxe” (*1/2 out of four) was an abysmal horror potboiler set in 1982 about a brutal mass murderer thought to be dead and buried but is soon awoken by a group of partying teenagers (Cory Ahre, Kerry Beyer, Drew Brown, and others) and he rises from the grave with (you guessed it) a pickaxe to wreak more havoc and many more killings. Less a nostalgia piece for 1982 than a really bad movie from 1982 but this would have been terrible no matter what year it was released. Brutal acting provides the only real scares here.

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“Art Of The Dead” (*1/2 out of four) was a pretty unbearable horror thriller about a collection of paintings from an artistic maniac (Richard Grieco) which unleash havoc on an unsuspecting family (Jessica Morris, Tara Reid, and others) in the form of the seven deadly sins. Starts out creepy and stylish but then goes downhill real fast and goes nowhere. One scene of a guy blowing himself up with water provides film’s only real jolt. It’s movies like these that caused both Grieco and Reid’s careers to soon go dead.

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“Frozen 2” (*** out of four) was a lush sequel to the 2013 animated smash about the continuing adventures of Anna, Elsa, Kristaff, Olaf, and Sven (voices of Kristina Bell, Idina Menzel, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad) as they leave Arendelle to travel to an enchanted land to discover the origins of Elsa’s powers in order to save their kingdom. Beautifully designed and realized and features some nice songs from Robert Lopez and Kristin Anderson-Lopez. Fans of the original and kids will definitely love this.

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“21 Bridges” (*** out of four) was a wired action thriller about a tough NYPD detective (Chadwick Boseman) who becomes thrust into a citywide manhunt for a pair of cop killers but gradually uncovers a massive conspiracy going on within the department that he has to uncover while trying to track the killers down and trying to stay alive all within one night! Improbable at times and features a few story weaknesses but so adrenalized and fast-paced and loaded with tense NYC atmosphere that it’s fun to watch just the same. Boseman is electric in the lead and makes this worth watching. An impressive feature directorial debut for noted television director Brian Kirk.

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“Vlogworthy” (* out of four) was a nearly worthless horror show about a vlogger (Kassandra Escandell) who is desperately trying to generate and increase sales for her homemade jewelry and meets another mysterious vlogger (Katalina Otter) who provides the success she has been looking for but this in turn leads to many other complications she did not realize. It’s movies like these that make you sorely regret the day the internet was invented. Decent actors can only do so much with such sleazy and low-rent material. Mark this as “unworthy” on your blog defines.

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“Acceleration” (** out of four) was a muddled action thriller about a determined mom (Natalie Burn) who is told she only has one night to perform vague tasks if she wants to see her son alive after he is held captive by a cold-hearted mob boss (Dolph Lundgren). Co-directors Michael Merino and Daniel Zirilli show some promise and shoot this with style but its routine script and story prevent this from fully “accelerating.” Lundgren sleepwalks through his role and is in the film very briefly; Burn does what she can in the lead

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“Brittany Runs A Marathon” (**1/2 out of four) was an agreeable comedy about an overweight young woman named Brittany (Jillian Bell) who decides to get her life together and start training for the New York City marathon but finds this is harder than she initially thought. Uneven movie has enough laughs and surprisingly tender moments to make it overall worthwhile. Bell’s first-rate performance holds the script together and keeps you watching even through periodic lulls.

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“Playing With Fire” (** out of four) was a silly comedy about a team of fearless and rugged firefighters (John Cena, John Leguizamo, Keegan-Michael Key) who have overcome terrifying obstacles on the job but are overwhelmed when having to take care of and watch three kids (Christian Convery, Brianna Hildebrand, and Finley Rose Slater) who are separated from their families following an accident. Enthusiastic cast gets all the mileage it can out of a paper-thin script but after a while- it’s like squeezing blood from a stone. A mediocre production from Nickelodeon but kids may like it anyway

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