“The Whyte Album” (* out of four) was an incomprehensible time-waster about a 17-year old (Sara Barker) who learns that her famous rock-star father Jac- get it Jac Whyte- (Jonathan Lee Barker) has emerged from a long-term coma and she has to take him home and nurse him back to health and establish a bond with him. Documentary black-and-white photography is pretty in some scenes but otherwise you’ve been warned. Even die-hard Beatles fans will likely be as bored as anyone else.