“House Of Mirrors” (0 stars out of four) was absolute rockbottom fare about a sleazy music-executive (Brian Neil Hoff who also wrote and directed this mess) who receives a mysterious phone call from a stranger who says he has evidence that could ruin his career but obviously all is not what it appears to be. Sounds campy and fun but believe me it isn’t; graze-Z filmmaking goes hand-in-hand with awful acting to make this pure misery to sit through. Lead Josette Pacino is actually Al Pacino’s sister but this may be the real dog day afternoon.