“Today You Die” (*1/2 out of four) was a mindless and forgettable action thriller about an ex-thief (Steven Seagal mumbling as usual) who gets railroaded and locked up and joins forces with a master criminal (Treach from Naughty By Nature) to escape and enact retribution on those who wronged them both. Routine fight scenes combined with Seagal’s typical wooden acting make this a subpar rental. Treach isn’t bad but it wouldn’t kill him to start playing a different role in future movies. It’s junk like this that made Seagal’s career “die” in the first place.