“Ouija Shark” (*1/2 out of four) was a cheesy, brainless horror thriller about a group of none-too-bright teenage girls (Leslie Cserepy, Steph Goodwin, Robin Hodge, and others) who accidentally summon an ancient shark through their ouija boardgame and they have to consult with a specialist of the occult (Kylie Gough) to rid the shark once and for all. Bad acting and filmmaking is harsh enough to sit through but seeing the terrible special effects of the shark is particularly painful! It’s nearly 50 years later and the original “Jaws” easily outchews all its imitators.

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