“The Captive Nanny” (*1/2 out of four) was a pretty stupid horror melodrama which holds the audience captive for nearly two hours in which a young woman (Karynn Moore) is hired as the nanny for a wealthy couple (Michael Aaron Milligan and Austin Highsmith) who turn out to be seriously loony but she finds this out too little and too late in which she then has to survive and defeat them. Passable beginning soon goes haywire as plot goes in a multitude of different directions without making much sense. Fran Drescher could have written a far funnier and scarier nanny story than this.