“Scare Package” (*1/2 out of four) was a gory, one-note horror anthology about the owner (Jeremy King) of a horror-movie video store (are you laughing yet? How’s that for a nostalgic kneeslapper?) who recounts seven tales of horror mayhem to his newest employee (Jon Michael Simpson). Yet another “Creepshow”/”Tales From The Darkside” wannabe that falls short and becomes thin very quickly. Joe Bob Briggs shows up late in the game but as one of the survivors but this is still a package hardly worth opening.