“Nowhere, Alaska” (*1/2 out of four) was an ungainly mystery melodrama about the sole survivor (Aaron Phifer) of a camping trip in Alaska who is interrogated and questioned by a hard-nosed cop (Jonez Cain) as to what happened with him and his buddies (Danny Royce and Conner Floyd) and whether he knows more than he is letting on. “Rashomon”-style story is told in flashbacks and recollections but the thin story and characters are for the birds and as a result the film itself goes “nowhere.” Film’s ending is also a major letdown for anyone who had the patience to follow this. Beautiful Alaskan scenery provides film’s only worthwhile moments.