“Rook” (*1/2 out of four) was an abjectly dumb comic thriller about a wiseguy kid (Zack Rush) who takes part in a botched gold heist and finds himself at the mercy of two redneck brothers (Zachary Andrews and C. Matt Burns) who want to reclaim back what they see as their own. Slapdash filmmaking from many who have spent too much time watching Coen Bros, Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, and Michael Mann movies. Rush tries to enliven the flimsy script as much as he can but you’ll likely feel “rooked” yourself by the time you make it to the end of this clunker.