“Bullets Of Justice” (* out of four) was an incoherent mess set in the future after the Third World War in which the American government has (!) created super soldiers by merging army soldiers with pigs and an evil breed called Muzzles eat and farm humans like animals; a bounty hunter (Timur Turisbekov) now working for the human resistance sets out to find out how the Muzzles came to power and destroy them. If you’re going to tell an absurd story like that, you may as well tell it with some style and wit but don’t look for either here. Film looks more like a video game and a CD-ROM rather than an actual movie with awful photography and production values. Danny Trejo provides film’s sole worthwhile moments as a gravedigger but this otherwise fires all blanks.

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