“Chop Chop” (* out of four) was an abominable horror show about a young couple (Atala Arce and Jake Taylor) who are harboring a dark secret soon become targeted by a murderous psychopath (David Harper) and they have to put aside their problems and unite to fight together and stay alive. Alternately disgusting, stupid, pretentious, and boring; in short a mess. Meaningless slow-motion and lingering camera shots from writer/director Rony Patel add absolutely nothing. Horror fans would best “chop” this one off their list and re-watch “Deliverance” or “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” instead.